The "American Idol Experience" Thingy
Disneyland (or is it Disney World) will be rolling out "The American Idol Experience" shortly. (Lord Thingy was away from the office this week; perhaps he and the other Death Eaters have been beta-testing it at their Winter Jamboree.) Anyways, here's what the auditioners can expect. If LT hasn't done the AI Experience, I will have to send the link to him so that he can adequately prepare to follow in the footsteps of Katherine McPhee and Archuleta, both of whom butchered Elvissongs on the show.
You don't believe that Archuleta butchered an Elvissong? He certainly did!
Elvis would have smacked the gaspy, lip-licking little twerp upside the head for such BLASPHEMY! "Love Me Tender" is a minimalist song; it's Elvis singing, accompanied by a guitar and the Jordannaires. He didn't need all the vocal gymnastics and melisma that characterize Archuleta's version. Randy Jackson should also be smacked upside the head for praising such BLASPHEMY.
Here's how Elvis (The King) sang the song:
I told Lord Thingy that he should watch the awful little boy who butchered an Elvissong, and Thingy simply responded that "Elvis butchered Elvissongs." Gasp!
Here's how Elvis (The King) sang the song:
I told Lord Thingy that he should watch the awful little boy who butchered an Elvissong, and Thingy simply responded that "Elvis butchered Elvissongs." Gasp!
