26 posts tagged “dilbert”

I wonder if this explains the lack of evil from Lord Thingy. He's probably not even eating the lunches out of the office fridge(s), if only because said sandwiches have butter.  He used to give the Muffin Lady - she used to deliver lunch and snacks to the office - a hard time for using butter in her sandwiches.

Actually, now that I think about it, Lord Thingy actually offered to buy lunch for someone whose lunch had been stolen from the fridge. I wondered why he was being so nice - perhaps it was a trick.

Oh, Dilbert, I feel your pain. I did exactly the same thing when I updated my stock list on Bloomberg (Bloombert?) Friday afternoon. It created a rather awkward moment in Starbucks.

Dilbert should ask Dogbert for help. Dogbert has lots of money.

Once again, I have been felled by the Cold Virus from Hell. Here's how my week went:

I love the expressions on Alice's and Pointy's faces. This cartoon sums up my cold and flu moments.

I love this strip. I must try this at work.

I once shared this strip with Lord Thingy. He replied "If you combine 'con' and 'insult' you actually get 'coninsult.'"

Uh, that's an interesting investment strategy.

I'm sure that Dogbert's little tail is wagging furiously.

I wish Gund still made Dilbert and Dogbert dolls. I could really use a bigger Dogbert.

I love the concept of a "Defensive Wedgie System."

(I still think that the strip needs more Dogbert.)

There are days when I think that Dilbert is right.

I am seriously considering dressing up as Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light for Halloween. Where do I get an enormous spoon?

I'm glad to see Alice's Fist of Death is in good working order.

I need to work on my own Fist of Death. It might come in handy one day.