30 posts tagged “vote for the worst”
My Elvis-hating coworker Lord Thingy might hate Elvis, but he loves Walt Disney. I think he and his family go to Disneyland/ Disney World at least once a year. He should try out "The American Idol Experience." I guarantee that the Death Eaters will be holding their next Jamboree there.
Vote for the Worst's Dave did the AI Experience on a trip to Disney World. His account is pretty funny. It sounds like he had fun (even with something associated with "Idol").
Dave and a friend auditioned for the AI Experience show:
I decided I would try out first and my friend would try out second, so I could go in for moral support. I would never waste my time at an actual Idol audition, but hey, acting like an idiot for about a minute is my specialty. I didn’t want to run around like a jackass and say that I was from the VFTW website (I know, pity, right?) .... I gave my name and said I worked in IT and that I would be singing “Take On Me” by A-Ha. So I did, and of course it sounded ridiculously terrible because I am a God awful singer. And oh yes, I went for the high notes. The woman seemed amused and said, “While I’m not passing you on, you made my day.” It was actually kind of fun, since no one there was taking this very seriously.
Dave's friend made it to the next round. After she and a couple of other guys sang:
The audience was then treated to a video of Jorbacca terrorizing Disney World. And as usual, Jorbacca is wearing a sleeveless top and looking as awful as ever. In HD. You’ll want to hide your eyes from this monstrosity or you’ll lose your lunch. Jorbacca screams “I Got The Music In Me” while eating random parkgoers and stomping on attractions. It was the scariest attraction in all of Disney World.
Wow, that's scary. Anyways, Dave's friend didn't win. They stuck around to see how the winner of her round did in the final show (where people compete for the opportunity to audition for the actual show) and found out that the "American Idol" experience is as manipulated as "Idol" itself. Dave concluded:
But hey, it’s stupid fun and the Disney cast members are pretty nice. So try out if you will, but “Against All Odds (Unofficial VFTW Theme Song)” isn’t on their song list.
If you could see any movie, tv show, play or sporting event "on ice," what would you choose to see performed on ice skates?
Well, this goes without saying:
Also, I would like to propose that Disson Skating do "Vote for the Worst On Ice," with performances to some of Vote for the Worst's picks. Mikalah "Mini-Babs" Gordon could emcee the show. Musical talent would include:
- John Stevens
- Jasmine Trias
- Scott Savol
- Kevin "Chicken Little" Covais
- SANJAYA!
- Amanda Overmyer
- Tatiana del Toro
- Oksana Baiul - She could skate to Tatiana's song - extra points if they have a cat-fight over who gets more screen time
- Evgeny Plushenko - He could skate to Kevin Covais's version of "Sex Bomb"
- Kurt Browning - Because I can't think of anyone else awesome enough to skate to SANJAYA singing "You Really Got Me." And Ashley Ferl (Crying Girl) could sit in the front row!
- Surya Bonaly - Amanda's "Baby Please Don't Go," although I don't know where she'd be able to stick in a back flip during the song.
- Not Borat!Sasha Cohen - Jasmine Trias' "Almost Like Falling In Love" - she sang that on Big Band night.
- Megan Wing & Aaron Lowe (can't match them with a VFTW pick; they should skate to a cover of a "Pauler" song)
- The Zhangs (their "Jungle Book" exhibition--which I thought was an interpretation of "Spongebob Squarepants" - was VFTW worthy) - John Stevens' "Come Fly With Me." Duh.
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas from "Dancing With The Stars" could also perform. "Clorky" was a VFTW favourite.
I'm tired and I can't figure out how to fill the holes in the lineup.
In Sarah Palin's interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren this evening, she referred to bloggers as "kids in pajamas sitting in the basement of their parents' homes" spewing out mean and inaccurate things about her.
Yeah, and Vote for the Worst is 15 misfit computer nerds. (Wait a moment...was SP a Vote for the Worst plant? If they can infiltrate the presidential election, certainly they could have helped Wing & Lowe win the Olympics!)
I remember reading somewhere that, when she was in Alaska, SP and her staff took umbrage to something that a blogger wrote, and her employee called the blogger up and said "Stop blogging! Stop blogging now!"
The interview is somewhere here. I'm not going to Faux News. Gotta have some standards, y'know!
Wow, it just gets better. Sarah thinks that she's on a mission from Gord! That's right, she's on a mission from Lord Thingy's BFF.
I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door.
I'm like, surprised that God hasn't sent an errant lightning bolt Sarah Palin's way. Maybe God is waiting for her to publicly say that she hates Sanjaya, so that she can be doubly punished for BLASPHEMY! SP will be struck by lightning the minute she says she hates Sanjaya, the event will be recorded on You Tube and posted on Vote for the Worst, and then the Worsters will mock her for dissing their Papaya. Carly Smithson dissed Sanjaya (BLASPHEMY!) and she's still the Worsters' punching bag.
(although I heard that Britney took home some hardware.)
While checking out Vote for the Worst, I stumbled across this article on everyone's least favourite Wookiee:
After host Russel Brand made a lame joke about the Jonas Brothers wearing promise rings so that they will not have sex until marriage, Jordin Sparks was pissed off at the MTV Video Music Awards. When Jorbacca stomped on the stage and nearly killed all crew members due to her massive size, she quipped, "I just wanna say, it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not every guy and a girl wants to be a slut, OK?"
Hopefully Jorbacca's tards will get together and buy her a Hitachi Magic Wand. Hey, if Song-Stealing Aussie Douchebag's tards bought him a MacBook, and Jason Castro's tards bought him half of Texas, why not?
Speaking of Idol shows, Kellie Pickler and Tara Oram are presenting awards at the Canadian Country Music Awards. Hey, where's Jaydee? (I still must buy his CD, and play it for Lord Thingy so that he can enjoy the music of an Elvisfan, too!)
"American Idol's" Douchebag-in-Chief has decided to quit. According to TMZ.com:
We're told Lythgoe felt it was time for someone else to step in. Sources say he's said privately he is "not passionate about it anymore." "A.I.'s" ratings slipped last season, and the show was getting a little boring.
Well, of course it was boring. There wasn't anyone who was anywhere near as awesome as Sanjaya. (Although I liked Amanda Overmeyer, Chikezie, and Jason Castro.) And Nigel kept trying to shove his favourites down America's collective throat.
Vote for the Worst is, of course, rejoicing (although hopefully that won't distract people from voting for Mark Day).
Whatever the case may be, may we wish you a big "F-You", you lying, obsessive, manipulating, delusional, probably closeted British Douchebag. You've done everything possible over the years to shut us down but you're gone and VFTW's still here. VFTW Victory!
Okay, Sebastian Piggott MUST go. He butchered an Elvissong in the opening number. BLASPHEMY! He deserves to join Katherine McPhee in Idol Hell (where Corey Clark, Constantine Maroulis, BBBBBlake Lewis, and Jorbacca Sparks are going).
Jaydee Bixby -- last year's runner-up and VFTW darling -- was also on the show. He knows how to channel Elvis. Anyways, he sang a song from his album (which is doing quite well). I still have to buy it, and etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
VFTW darling Mark and backup darling Earl were safe. Katherine, Sebastian, and Amberly were in the Bottom 3.
And Katherine (who kind of looks like last year's contestant Carly Rae Jepsen, a.k.a., Cawwy Wae) was eliminated.
Next week's show should be interesting. Gwen Stefani's husband is the guest mentor. Hopefully he does a better job than Gwen did on "American Idol" last year -- she was snarky towards Sanjaya. BLASPHEMY!
And here's what the song that Sebastard butchered tonight SHOULD sound like. Chris Daughtry sang it on "American Idol" three seasons ago, the week he was eliminated.
...Classic Rock Songs From People Who Are Dead. Lord Thingy will definitely be watching to see if Elvis is included.
VFTW darling Mark and backup darling Earl made it through. Adam was eliminated. Guess coming on the stage on a motorcycle wasn't as great an idea as he'd thought -- wonder if he got the idea from Adam Carolla on this season's Dancing With The Stars -- that Adam came onstage on a unicycle.
...includes VFTW darling Mark Day and VFTW's backup darling Earl Stevenson.
I don't care about the rest of them. Although I am pleased that Oliver Piggott is gone.
Overall, the contestants sang better songs than their counterparts on American Idol. Also, Ben doesn't make the eliminated contestants sing, which is why I like him better than Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest should go to the International Space Station, and just stay there.
And did I mention that the results show is only a half hour long?
Incidentally, Jaydee Bixby's new album is out. I must pick it up--and burn a copy for Lord Thingy so that he can enjoy it too! Speaking of Lord Thingy, I have another insidious plan concerning him. How do I convince his children to become David Archuleta fans? Then they can persuade Thingy to take them to the Idols concert, make him listen to David's album in the car, maybe even convince him to take them to the High School Musical movie that David supposedly has a cameo role in? (I don't think he'll need much persuading to go to the American Idol attraction at Disney World.)
Mark Day (from Newfoundland) is VFTW's darling on "Canadian Idol." He's not as awesome as Jaydee, of course, but he's actually really good. He is also quite amusing. I wonder if he will last longer than Jaydee did on the show (Jaydee came in second and actually should have won).
